Well Hello

I don't expect anyone to read this, but just in case. I am remaining anonymous. I have started this blog to make sure I keep writing as much as possible. I want to be a writer at some pointg in my life and I get told over and over again that writers write. This is my effort.
There will probably be no common theme in my ramblings. I will probably write about sex a lot. I will maybe write reviews of books I have read or films I have seen or nights out that I have forgotten. I will probably take the piss out of friends of mine and TV personalities and mainly just moan about the mundane struggle that is life and all its random irritations.

I better tell you a bit about myself.

I am 24 years old, live in North London and am a secondary school English teacher. I like all the things everyone else my age and sex like. By no stretch of imagination am I unique in anyway. I know we all like to think we are but the truth of the matter is we are all the same. We all have arseholes, nipples and a desire to be loved and accepted. Hands up if you didn't like Disney films as a kid, hands up if you have never taken a piss. We are also 99.9% genetically the same as each other no matter gender, race or class. Even chimps are only 3% genetically different to us. What I am trying to say is that you know me because I am ridiculasly similar to you.

I want to lose weight, I want to give up smoking, I want to travel the world and bore my friends with earnest stories when I get back, I ultimately want to be a good person, I want children of my own one day, I want some of my writing to be published, I want someone to spend my life with.

Ok. Let's get started...